I have not decided whether or not this picture of me qualifies as "NSFW." I am not wearing a shirt, you can definitely see that I have boobies but you can't actually see my boobies because I'm holding them, and I am "boyed up" wearing a beard.
I post it, however, because my eyes are fucking gorgeous.
Second page, John, the one in blue... he beat out Vice and is now in the top eight. He's up against creepy bodybuilder guy Aaron this time, so make sure to vote quick and tell your friends.
Well... it's supposed to be a rispetto, but I don't know shit about poetry so:
We're beaten and gagged and tortured and raped, The system? It favors those who beat us Harsher penalties are often escaped It just doesn't matter how they treat us.
I will not forget all my siblings lost They all crossed a line not so often crossed This hate and this bigotry still survives And because of this they all lost their lives.
...I was in a pissy mood. Anywho, if any of you are on Deviantart you can comment on it there too: A Rispetto About Being Queer
My Pokémon Silver stopped working. The battery died. So now I need to find one in the right size, break the cartridge open, and manually change the battery.
I have been a zombie lately, it really sucks. It's not that I don't want to do anything, it's just that when I start I get "tired" so to speak.
I've been having such a hard time posting here. And thinking about things to write about, actually. I think I'll start copying and pasting my Facebook notes here. But not now. I'm too vegetative right now.
I call it "Little Shop of Horrors," duh. I could have theoretically made the background an Audrey II too instead of just the icon, but I like the elegance of the real Venus Flytrap. It's also in honor of my own flytrap that I just killed (accidentally). I'll be getting a new one from a more reputable supplier. A Big Vigorous! But that won't be for a while because it's winter.
Did I mention I found the original ending to the Little Shop of Horrors 1986 movie on YouTube? It takes forever to download because it's like twenty minutes long, but it's totally worth it.
jack_qotn's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 06:29:21 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 11:46:16 PM
Alco Money! : $ 373
Guests of Honour
cougirl is a detestable Hindu. cougirl drank 2 Tequilas, 13 Goldschlagers, 2 Vodkas, 2 Pernods. moon81goddess is a fanciful Buddhist. moon81goddess drank 7 Ciders, 1 Pulque, 1 Everclear, 9 Gins. justine0 is a jaded Buddhist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. justine0 drank 15 White Wines. sistrumsister is a demented Atheist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. sistrumsister drank 4 Poteens, 10 Ales, 1 White Russian. charliesodaboy is an odious Liberal Christian and is usually the last person standing at the bar. charliesodaboy drank 2 Sambuccas. moseskiller is a heinous Fundementalist Christian. moseskiller decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs. jack_qotn is a boring Hindu and a main-stay at their local bar. jack_qotn drank 9 Pernods, 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Brandy, 1 Sherry, 1 Cognac. asetbesai is a stable Taoist. asetbesai drank 3 Goldschlagers. hammer_reality is a nervous Buddhist. hammer_reality drank 6 Tequilas, 1 Red Wine. nehikat is a jaunty Taoist. nehikat drank 1 Pernod, 1 Coffee Liqueur. jenniology is a cast down Muslim. jenniology drank 8 Everclears, 1 Bloody Mary.
sistrumsister continually teased moseskiller throughout the night by repeatedly showing moseskiller their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'
Lovers
And the cat is finally out of the bag! justine0 and moseskiller have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.
The Drunkest
Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass justine0! Stop it!
Random Events
moon81goddess's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard cougirl chased moon81goddess around the house with one all night!
Contrary to popular belief moon81goddess firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
moseskiller had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible
Happy New Year!
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You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent. You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats. Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book. You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.
This was randomly sent to me via a mailing list, and I thought it was hilarious so I decided to share. Remember, bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity... so fuck for peace instead :D
Mark your calendars for December 22: participate in a global orgasm for peace -- with yourself, a loved one, loved ones, mechanical devices, a fake fur bunny suit, whatever gets your blood, juices, energy, and consciousness flowing in a good direction.
I think this is technically just for LJ novels or something like that. I'm not in the "writing community" or whatnot, I don't know... but I'll fill it out for my own book anyway.
Name of Novel: After the Mars Exodus
Lj Novel Updates are kept in: When I feel like giving people updates they show up here or on Facebook.
Favourite Writer: Don't know.
Least Favourite Writer: Don't know.
Writing Style: "Educated." I mean, it depends on which character I'm writing for, but I tend to write the main character/narrator the way I normally write, which I guess looks elitist to some.
Worst writing habit: Overdescription. I write about things that have no relation to the story.
Best writing habit: Good grammar?
Story's genre: LGBT/Science Fiction
Story's soundtrack: None?
The Big Important Message: At a glance it looks more like a commentary on Christianity than it is. In reality the main messages are more about love and understanding, because most of the interactions are between non-Martian characters.
Antagonist: Many. A sort-of antagonist who really isn't all that bad is Monique. The really nasty ones include the Martians and the Nedikans.
Favourite Character: Ashley.
Least Tormented Character: Ashley.
Most Tormented Character: Mark and Roodai.
What song reminds you of yer characters: I don't know.
The setting of yer story: Outer-space. Starts in Mars, ends at Earth.
Upon reading your story, what will the world be heard to proclaim in one loud, all-pervading voice?: "We want our money back!" Rofl. No, kidding.
Underlying themes: Spirituality, prejudice and discrimination, love, sex.
Main conflict for your main character: He's torn between two lovers, maybe three.
Favourite food/drink to consume while writing this novel: Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.
One substance of your story that is quite normal in day-to-day life, yet you love writing it in: All sorts of little things.
The date to which this masterpiece will be completed- first draft: No real deadline.
Pen name for copyright of yer masterpiece: Jack Scheerer.
Chance of allowing others to read it if they ask, from 1-10; 1 being no chance in hell, 10 being bring on the fans: Depends. Friends I'll let read for free. I'd prefer most people buy it, because I need the money.
"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
I bought a bunch of earrings off Amazon.com, but I still like the earrings I have now. Here is one of them. Bright red, I love it. They stopped hurting and now I can get them in and out with no problem (I've still been lubing them up.). Soon I'll get some metal ones. Yay!
I've decided I'm going to stay at 14 gauge. Not that I couldn't go to 12 comfortably, but there are so many nice options in 14 and I don't want to have to keep buying new earrings.
I just shoved 14 gauge earrings into my 16-18 gauge holes. Holy ouch. But as long as they're not bunching and deforming, I can live with it. It really doesn't hurt that bad. And in a few weeks, who knows.
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I bought a bunch of earrings off Amazon.com, but I still like the earrings I have now. Here is one of them. Bright red, I love it. They stopped hurting and now I can get them in and out with no problem (I've still been lubing them up.). Soon I'll get some metal ones. Yay!