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A Challenge [03 May 2008|05:19pm]
I have not decided whether or not this picture of me qualifies as "NSFW." I am not wearing a shirt, you can definitely see that I have boobies but you can't actually see my boobies because I'm holding them, and I am "boyed up" wearing a beard.

I post it, however, because my eyes are fucking gorgeous.

A Challenge
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Bart made it in the Top 8, so vote again! [19 Feb 2008|07:36pm]
http://www.goveg.com/feat/sexiest_vegetarian_next_door_2008/index.asp

Second page, John, the one in blue... he beat out Vice and is now in the top eight. He's up against creepy bodybuilder guy Aaron this time, so make sure to vote quick and tell your friends.
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A Rispetto About Being Queer [21 Jan 2008|07:40pm]
Well... it's supposed to be a rispetto, but I don't know shit about poetry so:

We're beaten and gagged and tortured and raped,
The system? It favors those who beat us
Harsher penalties are often escaped
It just doesn't matter how they treat us.

I will not forget all my siblings lost
They all crossed a line not so often crossed
This hate and this bigotry still survives
And because of this they all lost their lives.


...I was in a pissy mood. Anywho, if any of you are on Deviantart you can comment on it there too: A Rispetto About Being Queer
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Sekhmet's Fury [09 Nov 2007|10:49pm]
I decided that Sekhmet calls to me and thus have decided to take Her on as my Matron Goddess:


Fury of Sekhmet by ~si-set on deviantART
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Whee, happy birthday I guess. [01 Mar 2007|09:45am]
'Twas my birthday yesterday. I have just finished my 22nd lap around the sun.

I was supposed to have a class at 8 AM today, with an exam and everything. It was cancelled due to weather. Rofl. So I got to sleep in.
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Take it! [26 Feb 2007|11:05pm]
http://www.truefriendtest.com/friendtest/77475
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Ouch, it burns! [25 Feb 2007|07:58pm]
I am bitching about this because it's never happened before. If you're shy about vaginal woes please do not click.

Damn you, God, for giving me a vagina! It burns!Collapse )
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So sad... [10 Jan 2007|08:26pm]
My Pokémon Silver stopped working. The battery died. So now I need to find one in the right size, break the cartridge open, and manually change the battery.

I have been a zombie lately, it really sucks. It's not that I don't want to do anything, it's just that when I start I get "tired" so to speak.
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Top Comments [04 Jan 2007|12:10pm]


Top Commenters on jack_qotn's LiveJournal
(Self comments excluded from rankings)
1hammer_reality96 96
2monique240574 74
3moon81goddess54 54
4derekja43 43
5djedet42 42
6senuneheti31 31
7joanypoo30 30
8trengo24 24
9djehutydjesi22 22
10wearbear21 21
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Total Commenters: 59 (1 not shown)
Total Comments: 912

Report generated 1/4/2007 12:09:59 PM by scrapdog's LJ Comment Stats Wizard 1.7
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Ugh. [27 Dec 2006|09:07pm]
I've been having such a hard time posting here. And thinking about things to write about, actually. I think I'll start copying and pasting my Facebook notes here. But not now. I'm too vegetative right now.
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New LJ Layout! [11 Dec 2006|01:47pm]
I call it "Little Shop of Horrors," duh. I could have theoretically made the background an Audrey II too instead of just the icon, but I like the elegance of the real Venus Flytrap. It's also in honor of my own flytrap that I just killed (accidentally). I'll be getting a new one from a more reputable supplier. A Big Vigorous! But that won't be for a while because it's winter.

Did I mention I found the original ending to the Little Shop of Horrors 1986 movie on YouTube? It takes forever to download because it's like twenty minutes long, but it's totally worth it.
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Best Meme Ever [11 Dec 2006|12:24pm]

jack_qotn's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 30% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 06:29:21 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 11:46:16 PM
Alco Money! : $ 373

Guests of Honour

cougirl is a detestable Hindu. cougirl drank 2 Tequilas, 13 Goldschlagers, 2 Vodkas, 2 Pernods.
moon81goddess is a fanciful Buddhist. moon81goddess drank 7 Ciders, 1 Pulque, 1 Everclear, 9 Gins.
justine0 is a jaded Buddhist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. justine0 drank 15 White Wines.
sistrumsister is a demented Atheist and is as anti-alcohol as they come. sistrumsister drank 4 Poteens, 10 Ales, 1 White Russian.
charliesodaboy is an odious Liberal Christian and is usually the last person standing at the bar. charliesodaboy drank 2 Sambuccas.
moseskiller is a heinous Fundementalist Christian. moseskiller decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jack_qotn is a boring Hindu and a main-stay at their local bar. jack_qotn drank 9 Pernods, 1 Hot Toddy, 1 Brandy, 1 Sherry, 1 Cognac.
asetbesai is a stable Taoist. asetbesai drank 3 Goldschlagers.
hammer_reality is a nervous Buddhist. hammer_reality drank 6 Tequilas, 1 Red Wine.
nehikat is a jaunty Taoist. nehikat drank 1 Pernod, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
jenniology is a cast down Muslim. jenniology drank 8 Everclears, 1 Bloody Mary.

Sick!

You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area - cougirl, moon81goddess, justine0, sistrumsister, jenniology

Fights

sistrumsister continually teased moseskiller throughout the night by repeatedly showing moseskiller their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'

Lovers

And the cat is finally out of the bag! justine0 and moseskiller have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.

The Drunkest

Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass justine0! Stop it!

Random Events

moon81goddess's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard cougirl chased moon81goddess around the house with one all night!

Contrary to popular belief moon81goddess firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.

moseskiller had to be told on multiple occasions that the curtains were not edible


Happy New Year!

Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!


Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!






Your Hero God Loves Coke.




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Calvin and Hobbes [04 Dec 2006|03:49pm]
I saw this on TV when Robot Chicken played it, it's great. I loved Calvin and Hobbes, but this idea never crossed my mind:

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Memage... [20 Nov 2006|02:07pm]
Why? Because I can.

You Are a New School Democrat

You like partying and politics - and are likely to be young and affluent.
You're less religious, traditional, and uptight than most Democrats.
Smoking pot, homosexuality, and gambling are all okay in your book.
You prefer that the government help people take care of themselves.


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I will use any excuse to have an orgasm... [19 Nov 2006|08:30pm]
This was randomly sent to me via a mailing list, and I thought it was hilarious so I decided to share. Remember, bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity... so fuck for peace instead :D

Mark your calendars for December 22: participate in a
global orgasm for peace -- with yourself, a loved one, loved ones,
mechanical devices, a fake fur bunny suit, whatever gets your blood,
juices, energy, and consciousness flowing in a good direction.

http://www.globalorgasm.org

There was a good story about this action in today's San Francisco
Chronicle:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/11/19/MNG2LMG0I81.DTL

If that link gets mangled, just go to http://www.sfgate.com and search for
"global orgasm".

peace and joy,

Anthony
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Meme [02 Nov 2006|02:43pm]
I think this is technically just for LJ novels or something like that. I'm not in the "writing community" or whatnot, I don't know... but I'll fill it out for my own book anyway.

Name of Novel: After the Mars Exodus

Lj Novel Updates are kept in: When I feel like giving people updates they show up here or on Facebook.

Favourite Writer: Don't know.

Least Favourite Writer: Don't know.

Writing Style: "Educated." I mean, it depends on which character I'm writing for, but I tend to write the main character/narrator the way I normally write, which I guess looks elitist to some.

Worst writing habit: Overdescription. I write about things that have no relation to the story.

Best writing habit: Good grammar?

Story's genre: LGBT/Science Fiction

Story's soundtrack: None?

The Big Important Message: At a glance it looks more like a commentary on Christianity than it is. In reality the main messages are more about love and understanding, because most of the interactions are between non-Martian characters.

Main Character: Mark.

Secondary Characters: Ashley, Roodai, Ocean, Monique.

Protagonist: Mark.

Antagonist: Many. A sort-of antagonist who really isn't all that bad is Monique. The really nasty ones include the Martians and the Nedikans.

Favourite Character: Ashley.

Least Tormented Character: Ashley.

Most Tormented Character: Mark and Roodai.

What song reminds you of yer characters: I don't know.

The setting of yer story: Outer-space. Starts in Mars, ends at Earth.

Upon reading your story, what will the world be heard to proclaim in one loud, all-pervading voice?: "We want our money back!" Rofl. No, kidding.

Underlying themes: Spirituality, prejudice and discrimination, love, sex.

Main conflict for your main character: He's torn between two lovers, maybe three.

Favourite food/drink to consume while writing this novel: Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

One substance of your story that is quite normal in day-to-day life, yet you love writing it in: All sorts of little things.

The date to which this masterpiece will be completed- first draft: No real deadline.

Pen name for copyright of yer masterpiece: Jack Scheerer.

Chance of allowing others to read it if they ask, from 1-10; 1 being no chance in hell, 10 being bring on the fans: Depends. Friends I'll let read for free. I'd prefer most people buy it, because I need the money.
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Not true... EVERYBODY has an accent, dimwit. [01 Nov 2006|10:52am]
What American accent do you have?
Your Result: The Midland

"You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.

Boston
The West
North Central
The Northeast
The Inland North
Philadelphia
The South
What American accent do you have?
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A rotten egg and a rock, eh? [30 Oct 2006|08:35am]
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
jack_qotn goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a Pirate.
before_sunset tricks you! You get a rotten egg.
derekja tricks you! You get a rock.
djedet gives you 6 red-orange mint-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
foxforce5 gives you 5 milky white peach-flavoured wafers.
kefi gives you 18 purple watermelon-flavoured pieces of taffy.
placidbluesky gives you 6 light blue coffee-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
senuneheti gives you 1 light blue coconut-flavoured gummy worms.
squall_ver01 gives you 8 green peach-flavoured wafers.
sutekhstorm gives you 14 orange watermelon-flavoured pieces of taffy.
trengo gives you 12 green cola-flavoured pieces of taffy.
jack_qotn ends up with 70 pieces of candy, a rotten egg, and a rock.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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Earring... [29 Oct 2006|10:33pm]
I bought a bunch of earrings off Amazon.com, but I still like the earrings I have now. Here is one of them. Bright red, I love it. They stopped hurting and now I can get them in and out with no problem (I've still been lubing them up.). Soon I'll get some metal ones. Yay!

I've decided I'm going to stay at 14 gauge. Not that I couldn't go to 12 comfortably, but there are so many nice options in 14 and I don't want to have to keep buying new earrings.
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Ouch... [28 Oct 2006|06:33pm]
I just shoved 14 gauge earrings into my 16-18 gauge holes. Holy ouch. But as long as they're not bunching and deforming, I can live with it. It really doesn't hurt that bad. And in a few weeks, who knows.
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